IMF Bullying Marshall Islands Over Exploration Options For Independence From USD

The International Monetary Fund has issued a report containing numerous threats against the Marshall Islands over the latter's early stage explorations into reducing their economy's USD dependence (archived). After being forcibly captured by the USG during in the 1940's and used for target practice while the USG was developing nuclear weapons, the Marshall Islands achieved a negotiated dependent-independence from the US while maintaining the bezzle-USD as their currency.

For much of the history of money in the Marshall Islands, the USD worked because they recieved USD reparations over being used for target practice, but those payments are about to run out. Without that stable ingress of Unified Standard Dosidoes the Marshall Islands is asking themselves what to do while the USG backed IMF tells them to fuck themselves.

USG Talks Georgia Into Abducting And Extraditing Russian Man To Manhattan

According to the US Department of "Justice", Andrei Tiurin/TYURIN was abducted in Georgia and extradited to Manhattan where he will face Preet Bharara's replacement Geoff Berman (archived). The abduction victim Tiurin is accused of digitally humiliating many US banks, other financial institutions, and financial news services.

US Congressional Expert Witness Testimony: Bitcoin Being Solicited Over Postal Service

Forbes reports that expert testimony given in September 2018 to the House Financial Services Committee by Oren Segal, director of the Anti-Defamation League Center on Extremism included:

However, some Bitcoin electronic payment processors aren’t willing to lend their services to white supremacists so the Daily Stormer website has Bitcoin donations mailed to its post office box, the same as any donations by cash, check or money order (archived)

New Paraguay President Stands Up To USG And Zionists, Moves Embassy Out Of Jerusalem

In one of his first acts as President of Paraguay, Mario Abdo Benitez has ordered Paraguay's embassy moved from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv undoing his predecessor's move of the embassy in the opposite direction (archived). In a completely disproportionate response Israel has decided to shutter their embassy in Paraguay and enlisted Mike Pence in an effort to shame Paraguay. Meanwhile Turkey has decided to open an embassy in Paraguay. Previously Turkey's ambassador to Paraguay worked out of Buenos Aires though Turkey maintains two consulates in Paraguay.

Pantsuit Activist And Lula Apologist Stabs, Gravely Wounds Brasilero Great Again Candidate Jair Bolsonaro

Today while at a campaign event Brasilero Presidential frontrunner and Great Again candidate Jair Bolsonaro was gravely injured when a layabout stabbed him as he was being carried on the shoulders of his supporters (archived). The socialist fiend was identified as 40 year old piece of shit Adélio Bispo de Oliveira (archived). Bolsonaro remains alive in critical condition at the time of this writing. Adélio Bispo de Oliveira's favored candidate, the corrupt motherfucker Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva remains in prison.

Seehofer: "Would Have Joined" Anti-Immigrant Anti-Merkel Protests

German interior minister Horst Seehofer said he would have joined anti-Merkel protests in Chemnitz which followed a German man's stabbing by two "asylum seekers" and further offered immigration as the "Mother of all political problems" (archived). The asylum seekers appear to be facing charges of Totschlag in the stabbing rather than the more severe charge of Mord.

US Appeals Court Rules Unauthenticated Web Page Archives Now Evidence

The US Second Circuit Court of Appeals in New York has ruled that the unauthenticated web page snapshots on archive.org1 may be entered as legal evidence (archived). This is in spite of the myriad of mischief surrounding the service, in particular archive.org's active "curation" and in general the unreliability most "Internet Archivers" have when it comes to taking aomplete and faithful snapshots with many servers sending different content to archiving services than they send to other web browsers.


  1. Specifically archive.org  

Serbia Considering Land Swap With Breakaway Kosovo

Reports are emerging that Serbia has begun negotations with breakaway Kosovo in order to swap land along the border so that a number of ethnic Serbs won't have to suffer the indignity of living in Kosovo anymore (archived). Serbia and breakaway Kosovo were functionally separated during a conflict which saw the Clinton Global Initiative1 engage in widespread bombing. During that conflict the Serbs downed at least one "stealth" aircraft under Clinton's command.


  1. Then known as the 'Bill' Clinton administration  

Racist South African Farm Thieves To Stick Victims With Mortgages While IMF Endorses Plan

The latest development in the saga of South Africa's racially motivated land thefts is a measure that would keep victims on the hook for loans taken out for the properties stolen from them (archived). This move comes after the IMF ended August saying they are cool with whatever South Africa does as long as they do it in a "rules based" manner (archived).