Fake News Tries To Bury Their Culpability For Inciting Violence By Alleging Fake Criminal Investigation

Following the fake news media and pant suit party's success yesterday in inciting a mentally unstable Belleville man to political violence, they tried to divert attention from their incitement. As a distraction they are alleging that elected US President Donald Trump is being investigated for the fake crime of "obstruction of justice".1

Meanwhile former FBI director and Special Counsel Robert Mueller has yet to recuse himself from investigating matters related to his protege and rumored lover James Comey. Recent polling of voters from "our democracy" shows strong support for prosecuting Comey over leaking information he alleges was gathered in his official capacity as an officer of the United States Government (archived).


  1. In the general case, this is a fake crime in the sense that the intersection of actual justice and activities undertaken by agents of the evil empire is nil. In this particular case, two parties to a private conversation are disputing a portion of the conversation's content. In the months since the disputed conversation there has been no sign of a dispute until one party was fired by the better party.  

Leftist Terrorist From Belleville Attacks GOP Baseball Team

A leftist terrorist from Belleville, Illinois opened fire on the GOP congressional baseball team during a practice wounding five. The terrorist John Hodgkinson volunteered for the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign and appears to have been radicalized to violent action by the months long hateĀ  spewed by the fake news media against elected US President Donald Trump and his agenda of summoning The Great Again.

This terrorist attack marks a substantial escalation of leftist violence in the current "cold" US civil war. Previously legislators from the GOP had merely been threatened with violence for their alignment with Donald Trump, but actual leftist violence was mostly restricted to attacks on their own institutions.

The terrorist's hometown of Belleville is a leftist stronghold and has been subject to a dramatic increase in violence over the past decade as guerillas from East Saint Louis have captured and settled substantial portions of the long blighted community. Hopefully the Trumpreich will consider allĀ  options for solving the leftist problem in Belleville as they formulate a response to this escalation in violence.

Ethereum Blocks Way The Fuck Too Big: "Smart" Contract DDoS'ing Own "Initial Coin Offering" To Blame

The Bancor network, billed as a protocol for creating smart tokens using smart contracts on the Ethereum database was forced to alter the terms of its "initial coin offering" "due to massive malicious attacks on network & resulting pending transaction bottleneck". First thought by Ether huffers to be due to a bad actor attempting to prevent the "initial coin offering" from taking place, it was later discovered that transactions to the Bancor "smart" contract address itself was causing the DDoS attack on the network. During the course of the attack it was revealed that despite an advertised cap on the number of tokens proffered in the crowdsale, the contract owners could create new tokens at any time they liked at no additional cost. Despite the signs pointing to impending disaster and a possible repeat of history, the creators managed to capture over $150 million US dollars in the first 3 hours of the crowdsale.

Comey Sexually Intimidated By Trump

Synchronized editorials from the New York Times and Los Angeles Times both allege that fired FBI director James 'J. Edgar' Comey was sexually intimidated by President Trump. The two pantsuit aligned fake news outlets purport to have independently come to the conclusion that the six foot eight inch tall1 career "law enforcement" professional could not resist Trump's orders while on the job, because he felt sexually dominated by the septuagenarian president.

Years of KGB social engineering failed to feminize Comey's predecessor J. Edgar Hoover in the popular imagination to the extent his own purported testimony and his media allies have emasculated J. Edgar Comey on the record.


  1. ~2.03 meter 

After Snap Elections, Britain To Enter Brexit Negotiations Without A Majority Party In Parliament

In Britain, snap elections called by Theresa May have left her "Conservative" Party just short of the majority they enjoyed in parliament before May's decision to hold this latest round of elections three years early. With Brexit negotiations set to begin in two weeks, this outcome raises serious questions as to whether sinister continental European governments have meddled in the British election seeking an outcome like this one, favorable to the German pantsuits of "our democracy".

"Reality Winner" Arrested For Leaking To Omidyar And Greenwald's Fake Qntra

Alleged NSA contractor Reality Winner (WOT:nonperson) has been arrested under the law James Comey refused to prosecute Hillary Rodham Clinton for, because zhe leaked to Omidyar's The Intercept. Shortly after Winner's leaked document was published by the Intercept, Winner was arrested. Yellow "anti-counterfeiting" dots from the printer where Winner produced the document were preserved in the the version published by The Intercept allowing Winner to be arrested with a clear chain of evidence preserved by the manner of publication.

When leaking please don't immediately turn around and leak back to the the enemy's own agents.

Fake News Media Celebrates Mayors' Seditionist Collaboration With Foreign Governments Undermining US Foreign Policy

Numerous fake news outlets are celebrating the decision by many mayors, dog catchers, and other local officials to undermine United States foreign policy by negotiating their way back into the Paris Climate Honda Accord in violation of the 1799 Logan Act. The Logan Act is one of many laws the elected Trump administration was spuriously accused of violating while they did the work of preparing to govern according to the wishes of the citizens that had elected them.

Tensions are clearly increasing in the US Cold Civil War with the Federal Government changing hands since the Oregon liberation began 18 months ago. It remains to be seen how far the rebellious mayors will take their foreign collaboration, and whether they might treasonously assist foreign "regime change" efforts initiated by Paris Honda Accord by signatories like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Angela Merkel presents The Weimar Republic.

US Branch Of Pantsuit Party Shunning Hillary Rodham-Clinton Amid Blame Trading

The Democratic National Committee, governing body of the United States division of the Pantsuit Party, has turned on Pantsuit namesake and 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Rodham-Clinton. This reversal comes as the Party committee has joined the myriad of non-Clitler entities Clitler is blaming for her electoral loss. During the run up to the election then candidate Hillary Rodham-Clinton limited her personal involvement in campaign activities to 2-3 days per week and on several occasions took entire weeks off from the campaign trail in the stretch between the primary and general elections. Make Great, Great Again!