US Supreme Court Lifts Lesser Court Injunctions Against Trump Travel Bans

The United States Supreme Court lifted a number of lower court injunctions against elected US President Donald Trump's anti-terrorism travel ban while it waits to hear the merits of the case in October. This decision reaffirms that Donald Trump is indeed the president of the United States and holds the same executive powers that his predecessors once wielded in the name of pantsuit.

Poor Brits Evacuated From Their Warehousing In Green Incinerators

Following a 30 minute apartment tower to oven conversion earlier this month which claimed at least 79 lives, thousands of impoverished Brits are being evacuated from their government sponsored storage. The Grenfell inferno that triggered the current round of evacuations was fed by flammable insulating foam cladding applied to the exterior of the building in the name of "Green" energy conservation.

As of this writing more than 4,000 people have been made internal refugees of the United Kingdom due to the government's disregard for fire safety as it pursued it's "Green" efficiency fetish while remodelling the facilities that once stored these new refugees. The type of insulation which converted the Grenfell tower to an oven is banned in high rise applications outside the United Kingdom for fire safety reasons, and is at least nominally banned inside the United Kingdom as well.

Prime Minister Theresa May has not answered whether the Government was aware it had banned the sort of flammable cladding applied to its warehouses for the poor. May, whose government has now been saddled with the expense of catching up on deferred maintenance on an emergency basis for these warehouses, further insisted that Airstrip One no es un pais pobre.

Arkansas Plant Board Sends Emergency Dicamba Ban To Governor Amid "Continued Dicamba Destruction Xtend (TM)(R)"

In the second growing season since Monsanto released their "Xtend Crop System" featuring dicamba resistant soybeans and cotton, the Arkansas State Plant Board has been moved to propose an emergency ban on the in-crop use of dicamba outside of traditional applications of the herbicide to pasture land. The emergency ban now awaits the Governor's approval following an 11-3 endorsement by the Plant Board.

Monsanto's response to the proposed ban has been to point out that 33 other states have been perfectly happy telling their trees and non-Monsanto broad leaf crops to get fucked. Monsanto's Christi Dixon seriously proposes1 bailing out the customers of one her employer's products, a product which still grows and yields a crop without being "nourished" by this particular herbicide, by fucking everyone in Monsanto allowing territories over.

Enjoy the amber waves that did not live long enough to yield grain. Sorry for your loess.


  1. Having her employer in the byline leads to the assumption that the work is not intended as a satirical piece  

Violence Today: One Arrest, Another Suspect At Large For Threatening Trump

Two separate incidents of threats against elected United States President Donald Trump have been handled in very different ways. An Edwardsville1 man was arrested for issuing the following utterance on Facebook:

Guess what Trump? I’m waiting for the right time…and I KNOW your (sic) Putin’s (expletive)! The secret service now has a heads up as to my plan to assassinate Trump…let’s see if they act.

Meanwhile left wing activist, organizer, and recreational actor Johnny Depp is still at large after issuing the following threat against Trump:

When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?


  1. Edwardsville is 25 miles north of Belleville where the terrorist John Hodgkinson lived and was radicalized by hate.  

Today Is The First Anniversary of "DAO Emptying" Ethereum Attack

Today marks one year since the devastating hack of "The DAO" and led to Ethereum being split into two competing tire fires. Despite the event providing ample warning of what happens when one listens to serial scammers, this hasn't stopped excitable monkeys from continuing to delude themselves and others in a vain effort to build what they believe is "unstoppable code" on the remains of the platform, biding their time until Pope Butt-Erin and the Ethereum Foundation hit the rewind button and inject more Sorry For Your Loss into the mix.

Leftist Frenchman Batters Woman During Her Visit To Market Over Objections To Her Politics

Nathalie Kosciusko-Morizet was battered and knocked unconscious by a middle aged man wearing chinos (archived). Kosciusko-Morizet is a conservative candidate running for a seat in the French parliament. The aggressor appears to have escaped responsibility for their politically motivated act of terror.

And so leftist violence against conservative officials and candidates continues.

Fake News Tries To Bury Their Culpability For Inciting Violence By Alleging Fake Criminal Investigation

Following the fake news media and pant suit party's success yesterday in inciting a mentally unstable Belleville man to political violence, they tried to divert attention from their incitement. As a distraction they are alleging that elected US President Donald Trump is being investigated for the fake crime of "obstruction of justice".1

Meanwhile former FBI director and Special Counsel Robert Mueller has yet to recuse himself from investigating matters related to his protege and rumored lover James Comey. Recent polling of voters from "our democracy" shows strong support for prosecuting Comey over leaking information he alleges was gathered in his official capacity as an officer of the United States Government (archived).


  1. In the general case, this is a fake crime in the sense that the intersection of actual justice and activities undertaken by agents of the evil empire is nil. In this particular case, two parties to a private conversation are disputing a portion of the conversation's content. In the months since the disputed conversation there has been no sign of a dispute until one party was fired by the better party.  

Leftist Terrorist From Belleville Attacks GOP Baseball Team

A leftist terrorist from Belleville, Illinois opened fire on the GOP congressional baseball team during a practice wounding five. The terrorist John Hodgkinson volunteered for the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign and appears to have been radicalized to violent action by the months long hate  spewed by the fake news media against elected US President Donald Trump and his agenda of summoning The Great Again.

This terrorist attack marks a substantial escalation of leftist violence in the current "cold" US civil war. Previously legislators from the GOP had merely been threatened with violence for their alignment with Donald Trump, but actual leftist violence was mostly restricted to attacks on their own institutions.

The terrorist's hometown of Belleville is a leftist stronghold and has been subject to a dramatic increase in violence over the past decade as guerillas from East Saint Louis have captured and settled substantial portions of the long blighted community. Hopefully the Trumpreich will consider all  options for solving the leftist problem in Belleville as they formulate a response to this escalation in violence.

"Reality Winner" Arrested For Leaking To Omidyar And Greenwald's Fake Qntra

Alleged NSA contractor Reality Winner (WOT:nonperson) has been arrested under the law James Comey refused to prosecute Hillary Rodham Clinton for, because zhe leaked to Omidyar's The Intercept. Shortly after Winner's leaked document was published by the Intercept, Winner was arrested. Yellow "anti-counterfeiting" dots from the printer where Winner produced the document were preserved in the the version published by The Intercept allowing Winner to be arrested with a clear chain of evidence preserved by the manner of publication.

When leaking please don't immediately turn around and leak back to the the enemy's own agents.