Trump Offers Earthquake Aid To Mexico After Mexico Renegs on Hurricane Aid To Texas; Terrorist Assault On Saint Louis Continues

Elected United States President Donald Trump promised aid to Mexico as the country recovers from a series of earthquakes. This compassionate gesture comes in spite on Enrique Pena Nieto's government in Mexico reneging on a promise to deliver disaster relief aid and assistance to Texas following hurricane related flooding, because the first earthquake following that promise made keeping it inconvenient.

Meanwhile civil disorder in Saint Louis continues as terrorists escalate their attacks on local, predominately minority owned businesses following a former police officer's murder acquittal in the shooting death of a heroin dealer. Aside from the single unsolved casino robbery, the terrorist's assault on the city continues to be split into "peaceful" obstruction of vehicular traffic on major thoroughfares during daylight hours and vandalism of commercial property at night.

One of the many grievances being aired by the terrorists crying injustice is that "No one wants to bring good any jobs to the city."

Casino Robbed Amid Civil Disorder In St Louis

Three men armed with rifles robbed the cashier's cage at the Casino Queen in East Saint Louis, Illinois early Sunday morning1 while civil disorder continues on the other side of the river in Saint Louis, Missouri. One unarmed casino guard was shot, no patrons were injured, and no suspects have been arrested.

The casino is set to re-open at 8 am local time Monday.


  1. The Illinois State Police report ~2:50 am local time  

Media And Clergy Orchestrated Civil Disorder Erupts In Downtown St Louis After Acquittal

Escalating civil disorder has gripped downtown Saint Louis after a former police officer was acquitted of murder in the December 2011 shooting death of Anthony Lamar Smith which followed a high speed chase. Interest the case was drummed up by the local Fake News media and activist clergy members aligned with Black Lives Matter following the outrage they were able to bake in Ferguson, Missouri. Many local businesses have released their employees evacuate the city while local schools have dismissed classes early in order to allow their students to serve as footsoldiers in the disorder of Pantsuit making.

The accused officer was acquitted in a bench trial where the Judge concurred with the initial investigation of the shooting, that the evidence to justify a murder conviction was not there.

At present masses of protesters have obstructed a number of surface streets. It is probable that police lines containing the protesters may be breeched breached in time to conveniently allow the protesters to obscure Interstate 64 and other freeways just in time for the evening commute. The dominant sentiment among locals questioned about their feeling on the emergent disorder is "Really, again?"

Pantsuit's Party Reacts To Pantsuit's Book By Capitulating To President Trump

Pantsuit's political party has reacted to the release of arch-pantsuit Hilary Rodham-Clinton's book by capitulating to the legitimacy of elected President Donald Trump's 8 year Reich. The text titled 'What Happened' presents numerous conspiracy theories while ignoring the actual determinant of her loss. This marks a substantial abandonment of their party's base by elected members of the now weakly Pantsuit aligned party. Trump is supplying ample ammunition for commie pinkos of various flavours to mount credible primary campaigns against establishment Pantsuits for their betrayal of their base in the rapidly approaching 2018 legislative election cycle.

Meanwhile after having been released from the restrictions of public employment, Presidential loyalist Steve Bannon is working hard on GOP primary campaigns to shape that party to the will of its elected President.

Civil Unrest Continues In Charleston: Leftist Culture Warriors Move Historical Revisionism Target To University Founder Thomas Jefferson

Following last month's violence in Charlottesville, Virginia at the hands of antifa terrorists another leftist group is escalating its nuisance presence. A group of neo-Maoist cultural revolutionaries advocating for an agenda authored by a group calling itself "the Black Student Alliance" but which the neo-Moaists calling themselves "the Black Student Alliance" insist was not actually them, vandalized a statute of third United States President and University of Virginia founder Thomas Jefferson.

The unnamed neo-Maoists <sarcasm>who surely weren't the named nao-Maoists</sarcasm> covered the statue in a black shroud and placed signs alleging the dead polymath is "racist" and "rapist" [sic]. Today's president of the university founded by Jefferson, a different kind of cultural Marxist calling itself Teresa A. Sullivan offered a number of utterances which included:

I strongly disagree with the protestors’ decision to cover the Jefferson statue. I also recognize the rights of those present at the protest to express their emotions and opinions regarding the recent horrific events that occurred on our Grounds and in Charlottesville…

however, he was also a slave owner… The University1 has acknowledged its controversial history and we continue to learn from it through open dialogue and civil discourse.

The yet another kind of Marxist Law Center intent on perpetuating Southern Poverty has failed to name "the Black Student Alliance" as a hate group.


  1. Once again founded by the memorialized man in question on his initiative  

Far Left Media Covers for Violent Even-Further-Left-ists Assault on Landscaping Vehicle

In the most recent chapter of "I can't believe how far they'll go to undermine their own credibility!", Jeff Bezos' Amazon Washington Post artlessly deploys the passive voice in its coverage of provincial stotting and other chimp activity.

A brief review of what passes for videography courtesy Maggie Vespa KGW1 in the service of American Journalism shows that where JBAWP reported "counterprotesters shouting at the driver", violent leftist elements clearly lobbed improvised ballistic lols at an iconic American landscaping vehicle (0:09), prompting its hasty retreat from a hostile work environment. After local deputies of the federal-gendarmerie-in-waiting2 stopped and extracted the vehicle's operator for forcing it through a red light against its will (4:10), the Violent Vanguard of the Left (in a scene eerily reminiscient of Stanly Kubrick's openeing sequence for 2001, A Space Odyssey) tentatively approached the idle vehicle, and assaulted the defenseless capital equipment.

Given the typical Redditor's underdeveloped upper body strength, the editorial staff of QNTRA expects the truck to make a speedy recovery, and haul itself back to its duties in the Great Again expediently and without complaint. Pence in our time.


  1. Journalists are gleefully leading the charge into Max Barry's utopia as described in "Jennifer Government", taking their employers brands for their own last names. 

  2. The Portland Police Bureau bent and spread proudly in 2014 to accomodate Federal encroachment into their sovereign right to mistreat populations the Pantsuit wishes to elevate out of the Untouchable caste. 

US Debt Ceiling Adds Zeros, Ensures Future Heroes

With the signing into law of the suspended debt ceiling by The Trumpenfuhrer, the total American National Debt now stands at over $20 Trillion United States Dollars. This figure is up a modest $215 Billion in the first ten months of the Trumpreich, or barely a fifth of the average annual national debt accumulated by his penguin-walking predecessor. Do you need more proof that some semblance of order is being restored to the swamp ?

Still, as of this writing, this government-fueled financial burden represents an economic growth repellent of $62`000 per person and $167`000 per taxpayer, which doesn't even factor in nearly $50 Trillion in business, mortgage, and consumer debt held by the former largest economy in the world.

Such levels of fiat malaise ensure that the future will be rife with heroes. Freedom demands it.

US Serf Recorder Equifax Hacked

Consumer credit Indenture reporting firm Equifax announced on Thursday that they were hacked sometimes between May and July, and that the personal data of up to 143 million people1 in the U.S. was liberated. The information for some U.K. and Canadian residents was exposed as well. The company says they became aware of the breach on July 29 of this year, and hired an undisclosed cybersecurity firm to investigate. News of the breach, which could be one of the biggest in the U.S. ever, caused Equifax shares to fall 5.4% in after-market trading.


  1. This is roughly half of them.  

Pantsuits Attempt Marginalizing Senate Candidate Kid Rock In Home Town

Pantsuit agitators are petitioning for the cancellation of a concert series by Michigan Senate Candidate Kid Rock where the entertainer and Detroit native will be christening the city's new Little Ceasar's arena.  Astroturf social engineering firms using the names "National Action Network" and "Damon J. Keith Center for Civil Rights at Detroit’s Wayne State University" are alleging that Kid Rock's statement "Fuck Colin Kaepernick",1 expressing a very popular sentiment, placed make Kid Rock an irredeemable racist out of touch with mainstream American values.

In 2011 Kid Rock accepted the "Great Expectations Award" from the Detroit chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People which was awarded for his substantial service and philanthropy supporting Detroit black community. At the dinner where Kid Rock was presented the award he told the 10,000 attendees:

“I love America. I love Detroit, and I love black people”


  1. Colin Kaepernick is a unpopular USian sportsballer who is trying to use Pantsuit polititical activism to lengthen his sportsball career through blackmail. Kaepernick's sportsball career peaked in 2013 and by 2016 his declining performance lead to his replacement by Blaine Gabbert, an unremarkable replacement level player whose level of performance Kaepernick had fallen well below.  

Trump To Pressure Congress, Sets Collision Course Over Hussein Bahamas' Legacy Of Executive Overreach

Within the day, elected United States President Donald Trump is set to deliver what may be the biggest blow to Pantsuit of his Presidency so far. Trump is anticipated to announce the end of Hussein Bahamas "Deferred Action On Child Arrivals" set of executive orders on immigration, with the action to end the program itself being deferred six months. The move would end executive action on an aspect of immigration which is explicitly and constitutionally designated the exclusive domain of the legislature,1 while giving the legislature ample time to decide if they want to implement the measures themselves or not.

Since Trump's election, Pantsuit and their Fake News allies have been conducting substantial marketing including push polls and labelling beneficiaries of the abusive orders with the focus group tested title "Dreamers". Rumours and innuendo suggest Pantsuit is so set on this2 as its Rubicon that deposed former US "strongman" Hussein Bahamas will post a statement to Facebook in response. Zhe is expected to condemn President Trump and label the principle behind zher own past executive overreach "our core values".

Meanwhile, swamp creatures in the US Congress are set to try passing the buck by insisting that "The Congressional Calendar is full", a statement that is only true in the sense that the Congressional Calendar is and always has been full of obstructionist wank. This leaves each member of the US Congress faced with a dilemma, continue pretending Pantsuit and its fake news allies retain any relevance at all or go all in on The Great Again.


  1. This is distinct from the other aspects of the border question, which the constitution defers to the executive.  

  2. As opposed to that.