What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby? – A Qntest with Bitcoin Prizes

In yet another leak of emails from Hillary "Clitler" Rodham-Clinton's campaign and political party, it was revealed that the staff was concerned that the media would ask about the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby's private treatment of women. To celebrate the mainstream media's failure to ask this question we will be holding our first Qntest Bitcoin give away. The five best jokes of the form:

Q: What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby?

A: White Priviledge!1

presented in the comments to this post will each win a one bitcent2 prize with an arbitrary bonus between 1 and 9999 Satoshis3 provided to promote the cardinal virtue of unfairness.

Full Qntest Rules:

  1. To be eligible for prizes an entry must be accompanied by a valid Bitcoin address in the same comment as the joke being entered into the Qntest.
  2. A valid Bitcoin address is a pay to public key hash address that begins 1. Supposed pay to script hash addresses beginning with 3 are eligible for enprizement, but at a future point may be eligible for your loss.
  3. Submissions must survive the comment spam filter unscathed. Maximize your chances for success by using well structured grammar and not including external links to domains popular with spammers. Youtube.com, Twitter.com, Tumblr.com, and any other domain not under your own control is best assumed to be popular with spammers. If your comment does not appear immediately that does not mean it was killed by the spam filter, it may be pending approval.
  4. Final determinations for prize awarding will be made by the Editor in Chief who will also be funding the prizes. The prize awarding transaction will be accompanied by a 0.001 BTC transaction fee to ensure speedy delivery.
  5. The deadline for entries is November 9th, 2016. Awards will be announced and prizes paid by November 15th, 2016.

  1. This was an example, and it is now taken. You must be creative now.  

  2. Officially defined as 0.01 BTC 

  3. Officially designated as 0.00000001 to 0.00009999 BTC for a total individual prize between 0.01000001 and 0.01009999 BTC 

26 thoughts on “What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby? – A Qntest with Bitcoin Prizes

  1. What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby?
    Bill Cosby married a normal woman and had braindamaged children with her. Bill Clinton married a braindamaged woman and had normal children with her.

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  2. Q: What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby?

    A: Their dicks' nicknames were "vanilla jello pudding pop" and "chocolate jello pudding pop".

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  3. What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby?
    Cosby slipped girls a roofy, while Clinton just Slipped them a cigar.

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  4. Bonus Joke:
    What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby?
    Cosby was considerate and slipped girls a Micky, while Clinton used force to give them the dicky.

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  5. What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby?

    One of them is an aggressive African Rape Ape, but the other one was the beloved sweater wearing star of the Cosby Show.

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  6. There was once a yankee named Bill who promised all broads a thrill
    The one that was black
    Was good in the sack
    While the white one's wife was mentally ill.

  7. Q: What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby?

    A: None of Bill Cosby's women got in trouble for playing with dirty Weiner's

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  8. What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby?

    One was lewd, one used ludes.
    (Each of their own accord.
    Now their wives delight, each hallows night, in hacking up a guord.
    Which shouldn't be so scary, except…. One of them is yours).

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  9. What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby?

    One was lewd, one used ludes.
    (Each of their own accord.
    Now their wives delight, each hallows night, in hacking up a guord.
    Which shouldn't be so scary, except…. One of them is yours).

    1Badmofonny75kX7FrVHpCpNsRxMrmuXne

  10. Q: What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby?

    A: That's easy. Bill Clinton is black, while bill Cosby is white.

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    Please note that despite some superficial resemblance to the joke in the OP, my joke gets the colors right (unlike the one in OP) and therefore can stand on its own.

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