Kim Kardashian Bound, Gagged, and Robbed After Social Media Use

Kim Kardashian was bound, gagged, and robbed during a home invasion of the Parisian hotel apartment she shares with Yeezus (archived). The heist has been described in the populist media as "well planned" an attribute likely assisted by Kardashian's prolific use of social media. Using social media Kardashian uploaded substantial photo and videographic information of the residence that was likely of tremendous value for the home invaders, 10 million1 United States dollars of informational value if the reports circulating in the popular press are to be believed. Sorry for your loss.

  1. My has the value of these things dropped.  

8 thoughts on “Kim Kardashian Bound, Gagged, and Robbed After Social Media Use

  1. How is this not-not news…?

  2. So on one hand bound and gagged Kim is the best possible use of that luscious behind ; but you mean to tell me they tied her up and didn't tap dat ass ?!

  3. qntra, u haz bean trolld

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