The "Timothy Leary of Ether Huffing" Vitalik Butt-erin (WoT:nonperson) officially announced his application to become Roger VERified today, suggesting that perhaps another hard fork is the answer to recent problems the failed altcoin is experiencing. The news comes in response to a series of denial-of-service attacks on the network that have affected first Geth, and now the Parity implementations of the traditional ether huffing bag. The same exploit has been widely reported across various ether huffing splinter groups. that continue to build on clones of the ET(her)H(uff) protocol. The majority of participants in the scheme are dubiously said to have voiced support for the fork, just like the last time when they needed a bailout.