Not Quite News Roundup Xtend 2 (TM)(R)

Welcome to the second edition of the Qntra Not Quite News Roundup Xtend (TM)(R). These events of the past week happened, but didn't quite qualify as news on their own merits.

  • On Thursday following their acquisition by Univision, Gawker media announced that their former flagship would be shuttered next week.
  • RBS, the largest and most Anglo bank yet to do so announced it would be imposing negative interest rates on select major commercial depositors. Loss happens.
  • Following the news of a serious RNG bug affecting all GPG versions a low energy shitgnome campaign of apologetics and "not that bad" followed.1
  • Ethereum Huffing wank continues. It also was discovered that the "Robin Hood" group of Ethereum scammers dumped their classic ethereum tokens raided from the corpse of the DAO, which definitionally is empty.
  • Darkcoin, a minor altcoin notable for containing a rapid inbuilt hard fork mechanism, is going through another round of pumping in the hotsheets. There has been insufficient interest in this altcoin for anyone to care to challenge any of its past hard forks.
  • Trees near good looking soybean fields2 continue their decline. As harvest nears many corn fields are looking awfully weedy.
  • At the moment all is quiet on the BitfinExodus front.

Sorry for your loss.

  1. Edit: The existene of Phuctor and its factoring of numerous PGP keys of course likely has nothing to do with this, because if the shitgnomes don't talk about Phuctor it must not exist.  

  2. Qntra's favorite altcorn  

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